paper, rock, scissors, bitch was created in natchitoches, louisiana by brad hartley and tiffani williams in april 2005. the rules are simple. two people agree to spar and decide beforehand how many rounds will be played (we recommend 3,5,or7). the opponents then play that many rounds of paper, rock, scissors. the winner of each round gets to punch the loser in the arm as hard as they want. note: this is consensual violence. anyone can call out anyone as long as they are both willing to play the game to its conclusion. be careful, though, it hurts just as much getting hit by a girl as it does getting hit by a boy. since we already have confirmed reports of people from france and spain playing we decided to use this page to let people show off their 'purple trophies' (that's bruises to the uninitiated)