We are Th' Black Claw of Death (society).
We must stress that though this is a cult we don't hold with the cliched old mass suicides etc etc...
This is a cult of the FUTURE.
And here are the rules, painstakinly re-created from the ancient scrolls.
YE OLDE RULES OF TH' BLACK CLAW OF DEATH (society).
Handy on-line edition.
THE EVIL PENGUIN IS GOD.
1.) You are only allowed in if you are 100% committed to this society and to Th' Black Claw of Death
2.) No Poo Heaps allowed
3.) You must greet your fellow Black Claw of Deathians with the sign, motto and special handshake.
4.) Our motto is "Th' Claw, Th' Claw, You're afraid of Th' Claw"
5.) Heh, heh, heh.
6.) This is the coolest society ever!
7.) Any breaking of these rules will result in a booting.
8.) NO LAUGH CLAPPING ALLOWED.
9.) No poo factory workers, or family members of poo factory workers are permitted to join.
10.) Half baked poots are mandatory.
11.) Geese fly high in a sky full of pie.
12.) Meh-meh (accompanied by the official hand gesture).
13.) I'm the leprechaun!
14.) Wayne's World is the Evil Penguin's choice of movie.
15.) And it's also the choice of a new generation.
16.) Let's stop the rules here.
17.) Good idea.
18.) OK.
UPDATE
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UPDATE
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UPDATE
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It has come to my attention that by divine intervention we now have a new rule it is as follows...
'Every friday is now a sacred day of partying, go forth and get drunk'.
This is now a religious holiday for all of us, so go tell your bosses that you can't work this friday, or any other friday, because it is against your religion.
Awesome.
All Hail The Penguin!!