The Texas Chainlube Massacre is a hardcore riding event in cahoots with Whoopsy magazine. The first one went down July 15-16,2006 and was a great success thanks to the riders that came along, a truly great mix. We have now done two rides and I am planning the third one for mid-July of 2007. This ride will combine the best of both of the two previous rides. There is gonna be gravel, and water crossings and loads of cattle guards along with some of the best twisties and scenery you've ever seen. Don't be a wuss about the gravel, I did it all on my pristine Ducati 900ss/sp and it is all a piece of cake. This ride is a challenge and not or the meek. We will once again spend the night at D'Rose Inn in Leakey and we WILL do the Threes this time. Skeerdy cats can wait at the museum for us, but we ain't stopping there for long this time, we are gonna be RIDING on this one, no more Mollycoddle! The event will be open to all motorcycles but favor will be given to vintage and special bikes. There will be support vehicles throughout the ride. Any one who wishes to get involved in the planning, execution or sponsorship of this ride please contact me.