We spend way too much time on myspace.com. We get giddy when we see the little envelope on our homepages indicating "new messages" or "new comments." We leave comments galore. We know myspace html. We have hundreds of friends, and we want more. We sign in constantly. We spend hours admiring our page and our friend's pages. We play H/N/GAY!?!?!?!? We have elaborate comment wars. WE ARE MYSPACING OUR LIVES AWAY!