In this age of technology, meeting people has become incredibly easy, yet remarkably impersonal. Limited and simple given responses to standard questions are supposed to let a curious browser get a grasp of your personality (pause for laughter). Impossible as it may seem, now total strangers can gain insight to your great sense of humor thanks to two words: Rob Burke. No political elitist would find green pit stains in 20 degree F weather mildly entertaining. Nor would they be mesmerized by annually clipped toe nails on feet that are a podiatrist's nightmare. No corporate bigwig would quote Rob Burke using the famous "Rob Burke Voice". Being a friend of Rob Burke means your "down to Earth" personality allows you to enjoy and smile at the quirky things in life, such as Rob Burke's Andrew "Dice" Clay phase, or the warrant for his arrest.

From good cigars
To cigarrettes
From candy bars
To old corvettes
Pray Uncles die
To pay off bills
As J. gets high
From B.B.'s pills
OH THAT'S THE BURKE LIFE FOR ME!

WE LOVE YOU ROB