"In your hands, my dissatisfied fellow countrymen, and not in mine, is the momentous issue of civil war. The government will not assail you.... You have no oath registered in Heaven to destroy the government, while I shall have the most solemn one to preserve, protect and defend it."

Snap, Lincoln! What's not to like about your poetic manner of speech?

Other totally likeable Lincoln traits:
-Opposed slavery, maybe
-Possible homosexual
-Name is easily changed to "Baberaham" and "Gaybraham."
-Manly features
-Born in log cabin
-Used "flatboats" as primary means of transportation
-Muse to homoerotic lyricist Walt Whitman
-Tall
-Dead, but lives on in our hearts.

Well, when you say it like that, WHAT'S NOT TO FUCKING LIKE ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN?