I am the USARPS League - the official league of the most exciting hand sport in America - Rock Paper Scissors. Yes, I am more cunning than thumb wrestling, stronger than arm wrestling, and require more stamina than boxing. Finally, there's a league to bring structure to the previous chaos that has long dominated RPS in the US. While many people claim to be great RPS players, only one will win my coveted prize and be named USARPS League Champion.

On April 9, 2006, the first-ever USARPS League Championship was held at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas. The champion of the elite tournament - which will be televised on A & E on June 12 - not only received great pride and admiration, but a staggering $50,000 dollars. It had hot chicks, tons of Bud Light, $50,000, host Dave Attell, Playmates of the Year, intense sports action, and more RPS insanity than you ever thought possible!