In the sunny spring of 2005, there was a class called 'Anthropology of Folk Medicine.' On the first day, students sat anxiously awaiting the instructor. Before our eyes, the sky opened up and a prophet descended upon us. He had Paisley sweater and thick lenses over His eyes. His subjects sat in awe at his majesty. His teachings were wise and his presence strong. One day, shrouded in a snug "boys lie" t-shirt, the Holy Lord Jernigan shared kava kava with the multitudes and it was decided that Kevin Arthur Jernigan is indeed a supernatural being; a gift from the dieties. Kevin Jernigan the Great! Today, though scarcely aware of it, Kevin Jernigan has a multitude of followers. All shall bow before his eternal magnificence.