Do you enjoy a good eyeball slicing now & then? Are you always the last to leave the party? Did you accompany your parents when they filed your missing person's report? Do the bells never stop ringing?

Well then, you've come to the right place my friends, because around here, social niceties give way to the nightmarish glee of a Luis Bunuel fantasy!

So come on over! Pick a toilet seat. Have some turkey, but watch out for those pesky commies. And for chirssakes, if the Minister of the Interior calls, tell him I'm busy!






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