(No offense to anyone with a song on their profile, but) 9 out of 10 MySpace users agree: Participation in MySpace (whether from the home or the office, but especially at the office) is destroyed by profile songs, most of which sneak in under the radar, only to catch you off-guard, spitting your coffee screenward and scrambling for the damn pause button.

We're not against music. In fact, we're already listening to some -- our own.