Dwight. He has it all. Yes you Dwight, don't look so shocked. The intelligence. The hair. The go getter attitude. Reliability. Martial arts. Investigative skills to hunt down any employee . That's right Osama even you can't hide. Incredibly mad paintball skills. The ability to train Cheney how not to shoot men with these skills. He goes the extra yard even when there is no need to...and no one even wants him to. He works under pressure and he works with a concussion. And with Angela at his side as second lady. A dynamic duo that would shake terrorists into dementia. He has gone from assistant to the regional manager to assistant regional manager. It's time for the ultimate promotion. I have a vision....Dwight Shrute for Vice President. Join me as America braces itself for a revolution...