That was no halloween costume folks. It was Kevin Malone about to take flight and be our first line of defense in the war on terror. A man of honor, he is the stoic face of America. He is a one man army with his pedicured toes and uncalloused feet. He will face every coward with Dundie statue in hand...and I really don't know what will happen after that. But I know no one will ever enter a cave after he's been in it. So Osama's gotta come out sometime...