1. Stop when we tell you to. No arguing, or we will slap your ass so fast your head will spin like that kid in the Exorcist, except without the RAAAARFGH voice.
2. Don't bitch when you get smacked around; if people start insulting you for your acne.
3. Don't be overly homophobic or racist, or in fact disciminatively prejudiced in any way, or We'll slap you.