Here be the rules of our piracy!

1: You must have a ship and a name for said ship.
Mine is "The Pwnage."

2: You may not add U.S.S. to the beginning of your ship's name, because PIRATES are free men!

3: You must wear socks whenever you go on myspace or go plundering, pilfering, ravaging, or otherwise doing pirate-y things.

4: You must swear loyalty ever-induring to all things cheese-like.

5: Pudding is our mortal enemy, and no man or woman may eat or glimpse at pudding, unless it's really yummy and tasty, then I don't blame you, hehehe.

6: You gotta pirate stuff, I mean come on, get with the future here, who buys music now?

Oh yes! 7: PIRATES CAN GIGGLE!!! HEHEHE!