This myspace group is has open membership but you must fulfill the following criteria:
- You must appreciate West London.
- You must have fake ID, convincing enough to get a stamp on your hand.
- You must be prepared to eat your dinner whilst watching cbbc (neighbours for the older kids) so that you get to WOW before 7pm.
- You must have spent many a face-melting night dancing down the front like its 1999.
- You must be younger than Keith.