Chuck Norris Facts:
1. Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight...The Knife Lost
2. Chuck Norris Doesn't wear a watch...HE decides what time it is
3.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night he checks his closet for chuck norris
4. Chucxk Norris doesnt go hunting...Chuck Norris goes Killing
5. Guns Dont kill people...Chuck Norris kills people
6. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...only another fist
7. Chuck Norris does not sleep...he Waits
8. There is no theory of evolution..just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live
9. A Study has shown the leading causes of death in america are: 1.) Heart Disease 2.) Chuck Norris 3.) Cancer
10. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill
11. The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
12. The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' Fist