CAPTAIN KICK-ASS NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!

Do you want to be a KICK-ASS-KETEER? or maybe even CAPTAIN KICK-ASS's Faithful SIDEKICK!?!

If so, respond as soon as possible and you can start your way to a KICK-ASS future as either a KICK-ASS-KETEER or even that one lucky kid who will be CAPTAIN KICK-ASS's SIDEKICK!!!

If you are already a KICK-ASS-KETEER, join NOW!! If you want to be, JOIN NOW!!

A Kick-Ass-keteer is someone who fights for truth, justice and complete Kick-Assness. One who does not bow before those who suck ass and one who can prove that kicking ass is the only way to be!



Our Hero: Captain Kick-Ass!

AND

His faithful sidekick: Ella!!

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