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This is for all the real niggas that will lay down there lives for Jim "stud nigga"Thome...all sox fans welcome but must forsake all others in the name of Thome.... The Thome creed is made up of codes all tru Thome followers should follow and facts about Jim Thome himself

THE THOME CREED:
1.YOU SHALL NOT FORSAKE THE NAME OF THOME
2.YOU WILL LAY DOWN YOUR THUG ASS BODY IF THOME IS EVER IN DANGER
3.IN THE EVENT THAT U MEET THOME U WILL NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THOME(THOME HATES THAT AND IS KNOWN TO GET ALL"CRAZY NIGGA"IF THAT HAPPENS)
4.THOME CAN FLY AND HAS SUPER NATURAL POWERS THAT HE GOT FROM YEARS OF OFF SEASON EXTREME TRAINING IN THE FOREST OF TIKI TIKI.HE DID NOT GET JUICED UP AND WILL KILL U IF IMPLIED
5.CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF JIM THOME WAS BORN A WHITE SOX FAN, AND HAS ONLY PLAYED FOR THE WHITE SOX.ALL OTHER TEAMS HE"SO CALLED"PLAYED FOR WHERE LIBERAL MEDIA PROPAGANDA
6.ITS RUMORED THAT JIM THOME ONCE HIT A BALL IN A GAME SO FAR THAT IT COUNTED AS A GAME WINNING HOMERUN IN THAT GAME..THEN CIRCLED THE WORLD AND WAS CAUGHT (BY JIM THOME)AND COUNTED AS THE GAME WINNING OUT IN A GAME THE NEXT DAY.THIS RUMOR IS TRUE AND HAS HAPPENED MANY TIMES.
7.JIM THOME'S PREGAME RITUAL IS: BEING MASSAGED BY TWO EASTERN EUROPEAN VIRGIN WOMEN (OF COURSE TWO DIFFERENT ONES EVERYDAY)AND DRINKING TWO GALLONS OF GATOR AID THAT IS RUMORED TO(WHEN RELEASED IN DUGOUT) BE THE ONE AND ONLY FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
8.JIM THOME ONLY SITS OUT OF GAMES WHEN HE IS PLANING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS NOT BASEBALL RELATED LIKE:WINNING THE WORLD CUP,SOLVING WORLD HUNGER,SAVING THE RAIN FOREST(FOR USE TO MAKE HIS BATS),SOLVING THE BLOODS-CRYPTS DISPUTE,CLEARING UP THE MIDDLE EAST(BY THOME'S FORCE),BALANCING THE NATIONAL BUDGET,SOLVING WHATS IN THE COLONEL'S ORIGINAL RECIPE,BEING AN ASTRONAUT,AND OF COURSE HE PLANS FOR DINNER.