The best way to describe The Department of Awesome, would be to first give the mission statement of The Department.

"We of the department of Awesome will strive to obtain, understand, bask in, and ultimately kick all of society in the face with Awesome. We will do this by observing, formulating, hypothesizing, debating and inventing Awesome concepts, actions and people.
We hope to within our life times, destroy all that is "The Suck,"(The antithesis of Awesome, so as to make room for as much Awesome as possible. For instance The Department of Awesome will make it a priority to obliterinate(The even awesomer form of obliterate) Cyclists, cats, laws that prevent people from propagating and pursuing Awesome and all its facets, and also Jimmy Fallon who is just not funny.

In short the Department of Awesome is an assemblage of only the best, brightest and of course supremely Awesomish.
To those of you who have been selected, thank you for your dedication to Awesome, and for your constant fight against "The Suck," which plagues the world in its multitude of ways.

Lastly, The head of The Department of Awesome does indeed realize that Awesome and Myspace hardly ever mix, but through the perfect fusion of Ultimate Awesome, and the amazing battle against "The Suck," The Department of Awesome can kick the suck within my space so hard in the face that none will ever know that any such suck ever existed.