Tom Anderson is not real! He is a member of the CIA and created myspace to CONTROL OUR LIVES!!!! He very well may be a ROBOT!! You think Tom's impermeable, omipresence on friend spaces is an accident??? Surely it can't be human if it can be on your page as soon as you join!!!! AND send you a message!! (lol I hope you all don't think I was serious just then, but I am in these next few statements. . .)

Whatever and whomever Tom is, I have little doubt that he'll run for the President of the United States. Just think about it: Myspace.com is right up there with google!! He has taken control of the internet, soon the United States. And once he becomes President- that means WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Tom (if that's his REAL name) is an absolute mastermind!!! He is starting with a database full of whatever we choose to put on our pages! He knows where we all live!! And then consider all of these ads that are plastered all over the page- they ask for your contact information, if you are so tempted as to actually click on one of them. Tom is DANGEROUS!! You must delete him immediately!!!!


You don't fool me, Tom Anderson!

It's not very CREATIVE of you to have the same name as the protagonist on The Matrix!


Or. . .if you believe in some other outlandish conspiracy theory (not necessarily about Tom)- talk about it HERE!!