There is a magical place at 700 Kiroli Road in a small town in the parish called Ouachita, where Edith Snell feeds you taffy, where Miss Maxie tries in vain to remember the words of the Pledge of Allegiance, where Maggie pees by the water fountain, where Mr. Terry cleans it up, where there is a bus driver--Woody Woodcock--whose name is English for "Penis Penispenis." It is a place where kickboxers, comedians, and Ambassadors are made. Though the building is the exact same model as Lakeshore and Swartz, it is the most unique and amazing place in the history of the world.