THE RULES OF A FISHIN' BITCH




A.1 Never EVER feel the need to be politically correct. A fishin' bitch don't care.



B. Bring enough ice for the fish AND the beer. It is perfectally acceptable to drink beer that's had fresh-caught fish thrown on it--try to hold it a li'l above your mouth and pour.



C. You may begin drinking beer as soon as you catch your first fish. Unless you're hot and thirsty. Draggin' all the shit through the sand automatically entitles a bitch to a beer. One beer per fish is the general rule, however, this is not regularly enforced. Rule D however, is....

D. NO THROWING OR KICKING SAND. EVER. SAND IS THE 1 ENEMY TO YOUR REEL. TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN THE BEACH AWAY FROM US.

Ya know, where those stupid scuba divers, jet skiers, swimmers, sailboarders, surfers, boaters and such should also be. See Rule E.



E. If you see a bitch fishin'......or even not a bitch.....if ya see ANYONE fishin' ANYWHERE, from the beach, a boat, a dock, a pier (lol nae lol) and your dumbass wants to get in the path of fishin' line EXPECT A WEIGHT AND/OR HOOK TO BE AIMED AT YOUR PERSON AND/OR BOAT.

THIS CAN OCCUR IN FRONT OF AND BEHIND THE FISHER IN QUESTION.

SO! USE YOUR BRAIN. YA' DON'T WANNA HOOK IN IT.



F. Fuck. lol Rule E gets us FIRED up. Don't like the "F" word. Oh, fuckin' well. FREEDOM of speech.

How's that for F?

G. TEAM TROUBLE reserves the right to make or break any rule at any time. Period. End of story.



H.

TEACH A GIRL TO FISH!!!















































































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