This is kind of an on line petition against what I see as the embodiment of successful marketing to stupid people, how something "going down a storm" in the US can lead to pea brained retards blindly following on the treadmill of blandness.

They look like a cross between Dutch clogs and clown shoes. They are sported by stylistically challenged rednecks, bogans and drug addicts the world over, people who feel the flip flop or thong just ain't stylish enough, and are too lazy to don proper shoes and socks. I like to call these people croctards.

Now I have my new camera I shall be exposing retailers and punters a like in one man quest to banish this rediculous fad into the depths of history. Will you join me?