If everytime you walk down Hawthorne or NW 23rd (or whatever street is really trendy in your city) and you see all the trendy bitches with their huge fucking sunglasses and you just want to grab them and smash them. If you think people who wear huge sunglasses look like fucking aliens. If you wish you could find a girl attractive but those fucking RIDICULOUS sunglasses get in the way. If you get the idea, this is for you. And if you get the picture, more power to ya.