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Elite Drunken Commandos

Category : Food, Drink & Wine

Type: Private Membership
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Founded: Oct 5, 2006 6:20 AM
Location: Columbus
Ohio-US
Member(s): 22

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The ELITE DRUNKEN COMMANDOS. If you like to drink and f*ck with stupid people then perhaps your service will be worthy of the EDCs.

You will start off as a recruit but if you dedicate your time to your missions (basically drinking yourself into a coma and playing pranks on your friends) you can rise to the rank of Lieutenant.

If you survive long enough through your drunken haze you could possibly achieve the status of an Alchoholic Agent, but I doubt you have the dedication!

EDC Founders
Agent Fatty McGee (Currently behind enemy lines in a sector known only as Las Vegas)
Agent Baldy McGee (Chief contact for all recruits in the Columbus area)
Agent Wiener McGee (The sexiest beast in our beloved Corp.)

ALPHA COMPANY a.k.a "The McGees". "The McGees" are a special ops group designated for bartenders or former bartenders only! They are the heart and soul of the Elite Drunken Commandos:

Fatty McGee (Agent)
Baldy Mcgee (Agent)
Wiener McGee (Agent)
Appletush McGee (Recruit)
Stretchnutz McGee (Recruit)
Poon McGee (Recruit)
Cowgirl McGee (Recruit)
Liliput McGee (Recruit)
Beanflicker McGee (Recruit)
Cal Douche McGee (Recruit)
Abe Froman McGee (Recruit)
Monekeybutt McGee (Recruit)
Puddin' Pop McGee (Recruit)

BRAVO COMPANY a.k.a. "The Booze Hounds". "The Booze Hounds" are the grunts and workhorses of the EDCs. They are the first to enter the bar and the last to leave. They tend to puke in public, have an affinity for beer, and dance even though no music is playing.

Jokey (Recruit)
TimBarb (Recruit)
Belushi (Recruit)
Sprinklers (Recruit)
Floppes (Recruit)
Bent (Recruit)
Bukkake (Recruit)
Piss Face (Recruit)
Shot Bastard (Recruit)
Skunkcap (Recruit)

SPECIAL NOTE: If, for any reason, you can not finish your missions. If you perform any action unworthy of becoming an Elite Drunken Commando, you will be branded a "Teetotaler" and unhonorably discharged from the EDCs, permanently!
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