If you like vintage Jazz or Blues, your outlook on life reflects it. So join. OK? There's no pressure at all. You like Benny Goodman and Blind Blake, but wouldn't kick Radiohead out of your CD player. In other words, you are open- minded about music. You also like the Beatles, Sinatra & Louis Armstrong. Plus "good" Country music; you know, that No Depression-approved stuff. You don't have to write about any of this; it's just a basis of who you are. So join up. OK? I'm gonna make uniforms.