Cheese is the devil. We need your support to build an army to battle the legions of cheese lovers worldwide. Without your support this nefarious dairy product will continue to be served to unsuspecting patrons, causing heart palpitations and smelly gas. Do you part to ensure that cheese and it's minions are overthrown!!

Please note: This dairy based hatred does not extend to related items such as cheesecake, cottage cheese and the KD.