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Eastcoast Aliens Cineklub

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Founded: Feb 15, 2007 12:34 AM
Location: Brooklyn!
New York-US
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AliensCineclub

Add Klaus Kat and Mari's Cineklub as a friend:
http://www.myspace.com/cineklubhaus
(And do it now! Yes, RIGHT now.)

Non-Profit Movie Theater at 216 Franklin Ave., right in the Ghetto of lovely Greenpoint!

Movies on Sundays at 9PM.
BIG SCREEN!!!!!!!

Mari wrote this and it made me laugh so i'm posting it here!

"Non-Profit Movie Theater at 216 Franklin Ave., right in the Ghetto of lovely Greenpoint. Movies on Sundays at 9PM. BIG SCREEN!!!!!!! suggested donation $5, free popcorn, when the microwave works (it hasn't worked in months)!!! And you can bring your own liquor, just try not to spill it. May is impronouncible Polish director month. For more information check out the calendar section at www.eastcoastaliens.com Show up early if you want the couches cause they go quick!!!! Stay late and we will force you to tell a sex story (it is advisable that you actually have sex in your sex story) And if you leave early because you can't stomach the 300lb lesbian getting it on, WE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU!!! FOR THE RECORD THE CINEKLUB DEFINITION OF SEX IS: CONTACT BETWEEN TWO PARTICPANTS THE GOAL OF WHICH IS TO INDUCE AN ORGASM. YES KATHLEEN THIS INCLUDES HANDJOBS IT ALSO INCLUDES MASTURBATING WITH YOUR MOTHER'S VACUM CLEANER ATTATCHMENTS. JUNE IS DOCUMENTARY COMPETITION MONTH!!!!! LET'S GET REAL PEOPLE If you have any documentaries laying about that are of any interest at all that would be great. Last night I approached a bunch of students that were dragging a large TV around as a pet. I thought it would be a great documentary. If we leave documentary month up to Caligula I am sure they will all be about torture and killing or something boring like that. Torture and killing make awesome movies but sort of tedious documentaries. So if you are doing anything really stupid, film it call it a documentary and we will torture you with how bad it is. FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THE DOCUMENTARY COMPETION OR ANYTHING PERTAINING TO EAST COAST ALIENS CONTACT caligula@eastcoastaliens.com (the stupider the questions the better)." by Mari!


Bring your friends, too...
But no prudes...we don't like prudes.
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