In the year of our Lord 2007, Anna Nicole Smith lost her life to a deadly cocktail of self-loathing, trimspa, and stupidity. In a pitiful effort to gather prestige in the public eye, Mike Sliva (sworn enemy to Galaga and God) expressed his sympathy for the tragic loss of life.

Galaga recognized this "out-poor" of "sympathy" as the first wind of a boa constrictor around of the collective rabbit of the American public. And so he stepped into action, launching a smear campaign against the despicable candidate.

The people of America all began to wonder: "who is this gallant soul, this Galaga, who has raised awareness of this "fox" in the "henhouse"? Soon the demand for this great man to run in the race to defeat future was too great, and a leader was born.