The rare and endangered Urban Llama is facing extinction from the evil suburban emo penguins who have taken it upon themselves to hunt, mame and slaughter the Urban Lama to near extinction in its natural environment. Over the span of countless millennia, the torment and abuse of these quiet creatures has caused their population to declined drasticaly, so much so, that it is almost considered a miracle to spot an Urban Llama out in the open.

Facing annihilation, the Urban Llama Society is formed. Fighting day and night to combat the threat from ruthless, overly dramatic, suburban penguins, it continues to battle anti-Urban-Llama sentiment and strives to end the emo penguin agenda before the Urban Llama faces historical oblivion...

and so begins the war...