TRUTH ABOUT PIT BULLS
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Never pretend to be something you're not. Everyone knows you are a 70 pound lap dog, so don't pretend that you are not.
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If you have a stick in your mouth, you automatically switch to super overdrive, and will be compelled to run around like you are insane... Pit Bull Lilac
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If your people won't let you on the bed, cry, whine and look pathetic until they do, and if they don't, jump directly on vulnerable parts when they are sleeping.
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Be excessive, if they ask you to get a stick, bring back a tree, if they ask for a kiss, drench their face.
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If someone seems to not want to be friends, follow them around, stare at them, bark at them, cry, and if they are sitting, sit directly on them, and kiss them until they can't breath.
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Always sit where everyone is, and if they are in the same place, like the couch or bed, make sure to plop yourself in between them, and do not move.
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If they try to move you, be stubborn, dig in your heels, and if they do move you, refer to the rule above.
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If you want to add a little excitement to your life...chase something, the cat, squirrels, raccoons, see how your people come running and yelling. I have found that porcupines and skunks work exceptionally well, but don't ever catch them, or you'll end up in the bath tub or the vet's.
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Baths are always bad, unless someone is already in there, or it's with the hose or the water gun they think is punishment.
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Act as silly as you can when you do something wrong, and you should get away with it. The trick is to make them laugh...
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Work that tongue of yours...let them come close enough and then surprise them with a lick "snake's style" right on the mouth!
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Make sure to always go for the most comfortable couch in the house... even if it is already occupied. Same thing goes for your favorite lap.
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When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience, keeping a keen eye on the hand that holds the treat, unless there is something more interesting within 100 yards, then ignore everyone and focus entirely on the more interesting person/dog/thing to the point of reaching a trance state.
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Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy and prompt you to produce copious amounts of drool to leave on all interior car windows.
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Never miss the opportunity to cuddle with a loved one...
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Their love is like no other; their heart is pure as gold.
Yet while going on a friendly walk, they're faced with stares of cold.
They're so very close to human, in how they act and what they do.
Unless you've known their devoted love, it's impossible to explain to you.
They are greatly more misunderstood, than any other breed.
We tend to punish this loyal dog, instead of mankind's deeds.
They are always and forever clowns, with a wish for center stage.
Yet while displaying this sense of humor, most people disengage.
They, oh, so want to make new friends, and run and jump and play.
Yet when they happily approach, most people shy away.
Often I've seen children poke, or hop on for a ride.
And when I felt they might get mad, they've only beamed with pride.
I've seen these children yank and pull, with nary a reaction.
Yet media's not interested, unless they've put someone in traction.
They love to snuggle up real close, to give lots of loves and kisses.
Yet they suffer more than any, from unfair prejudices.
What animal do I speak of, whose love is so unique?
If you've truly known one, you know of whom I speak.
There is no creature on this earth who will ever make you merrier.
The animal I do speak of, it's the American Pit Bull Terrier.
By Patty Letawsky
Pit Bull Brooklyn
When you go out in the yard today, be ready for a surprise
When you go out in the yard today, you won't believe your eyes.
Brooklyn, Dear, was playing a game,
And our back yard won't be the same.
Today's the day Brooklyn got creative!
Do you remember the garden gate that I asked you to fix?
Well, you can take it off your list, it's now a pile of sticks.
The bushes and shrubs you needed to prune,
were bitten and chewed and finished by noon.
Today's the day Brooklyn re-arranged things!
Do you remember the flower garden that you kept so neat?
Well, who'd of thought it was something he could re-design with feet?
He romped and played, it wasn't a crime.
He did it all in the interest of time.
The only thing left you need to tend is a huge mess
Do you remember the grass so green that he was not to hurt?
Well, you can forget it too, it's all been turned to dirt.
He dug some holes around the trees,
He showed me one, it's up to my knees!
Today's the day Brooklyn re-arranged things!
The sprinkler heads are missing too, I don't know where they have gone.
It sprung a leak and filled a hole, and now we have a pond.
He worked so quick it's hard to believe,
That all of this could be done by three.
Today's the day Brooklyn re-arranged things!
He is resting now, he is very tired from all that he has done.
Good thing we have the number we do, it would be worse if it wasn't done by one.
He worked so hard to please his Dad,
He hopes that you will be very glad.
Today's the day Brooklyn got creative!
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I see the children in the lane
They look like friends, we'll have a game
They've got a stick, oh boy, what fun
They'll throw it for me and I'll run
But someone stops me,
I wonder why their mother screams?
Don't go near those horrid dogs, come here, come close
They're dangerous - I'll tell you why
They bite children and they die!
All I can do is watch and sigh
Cause now I know that Pit Bulls don't cry
Mom cuddles me up and says
"My pet, We love you dearly so don't you fret"
But I love everyone out there
Why can't they love me? I do care
I wish they weren't made to pass me by
I'm a Pit Bull, I don't cry
I sit behind my padlocked gate
From early morn til quite late
When I go out it's on a lead
Is mine the only heart to bleed?
I'm held in check as the world goes by
I wish the Pit Bull heart could cry
There are some dogs, and also men
Who cannot tell a foe from a friend
So all of us must bear the blame
Expected to live a life of shame
Condemned, alas and we know not why
All we know is we will not cry!
Author Unknown
I asked for strength that I might rear her perfectly;
I was given weakness that I might feed her more treats.
I asked for an obedient dog that I might feel proud;
I was given stubbornness that I might feel humble.
I asked for compliance that I might feel masterful;
I was given a clown that I might laugh.
I asked for a companion that I might not feel lonely;
I was given a best friend that I would feel loved.
I got nothing I asked for,
But everything that I needed.
Author Unknown
Spirit in the sky, who watches over all animals: It is my prayer and my request that you grant greater understanding, and acceptance to humans; those who love us, and those who hate us.
That they will know how loyal we are, how brave we are, and how loving we are. Help them to accept us as a breed in whole, and not let the few tragedies shine brighter than the many great traits that we have.
And those who would kill me, let them know, I forgive them, even though I don't understand their hatred. And those who would beat me, let them know I still love them, even though it is not the honorable way.
Thank you for all the strong traits that you have given to me, and my breed. Help those to know that I stand for courage, strength, loyalty, and bravery. And as my master already knows, let those who would come against my family know that I would surely die defending them.
And just one last thing that I would ask: Let my master know, that if you should call me away, that I will wait patiently at those pearly gates until the one who chose me, comes home.
Amen.
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