Need an artificial God? Of course you do!

Otherwise you wouldn’t be here on this little microcosm where every superficial comment you leave is absorbed by the status quo and regurgitated as a chain-post! Where you’re only as popular as how many friends you have and your HTML defines you as a person.

Still without an incarnate of God to follow? Well, this is your lucky day because Tom Anderson is the man for you. He made Myspace. And subsequently made you.



C’mon. Who can resist that metrosexual goodness?

Now grab your white T-shirts and electric koolaid and hit that join button!