before you read this please take into account it has been fictionalised in parts. also Madison was right here when i wrote this.

I would like to introduce you to Madison Spitwater...ahem....Bridgewater, a lovely young lady who grew up in the heart of London. As puberty came about, Madison became aware of certain aspects of her teenage life and took it upon her merry self to explore these areas further. Through years of practice and experimentation she has mastered her technique (so i have heard) and has received great reviews! So thank you Madison for making our lives all the richer with your constant supply of entertainment.

In the day Madison enjoys:
eating potatoes
a man in good shoes
converse
cider
good music (well what she says is good, i myself am rather sceptical as to what she considers good)
but most of all sleeping

In the evening Madison enjoys:
boozin it up
shaking her bootay
disco
the company of good friends

At night Madison enjoys:
you!
or whoevers nearby