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Official ’I Love Edward Cullen’ Fan Club

Category : Literature & Arts

Type: Public Membership
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Founded: Aug 16, 2007 10:51 PM
Location: Forks
Washington-US
Member(s): 109
For all who have fallen in love with Stephenie Meyers books: "Twilight", "New Moon", or "Eclipse." As well as those who await anxiously for the sequel "Breaking Dawn" and "Midnight Sun: Edwards version of Twilight."


After the realization of your passion in these books you may have shall we say, unrealistic expectations of men. For example.
You may expect your signifigant other to:
- Play and compose songs for you on the piano
- Stalk you (in a sweet, protective sort of way)
- Run through the woods while carrying you on their back
- Quote various romance novels to you
- Only have eyes for you even when others throw themselves at them
- Go to extreme measues just to be around you
- Stay awake every night watching you sleep
- Be able to stop oncoming traffic with only their fist
- Constantly remind you that you have a choice
- Drive at riddiculously fast speeds
- To handle you with the softest touch so they don't break you
- To lay with you for hours in a meadow - just talking
- To not want to be in this world or any world without you

If you have any or all of these expectations you've got the Edward Cullen Virus. It's highly dangerous and the only thing you can do is wait until the next book comes out and join a wide variety of "I Love Edward Cullen" Fan Clubs.
Like this one, right here.


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