Satan, bless my Satanic brothers and sisters!

I am getting fed up with the wayward ways of the non-Satanic. Livng their holier than thou sort lifestyles! Never admitting their hatred, yet gloating over the sufferings of their friends or simply ignoring it! SHAME ON EVERY FUCKING HYPOCRITE WHO HAS EVER WALKED ON THIS PLANET! SHAME ON THE CHRISTIANS! SHAME ON THE FUCKING PIGS! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

We shall break free of their heavily trodden and monotonous path of cowardly conformity and remorseless adherence to fads! To hell with
them!

I bind my blood in Satan's!

SATAN, O Great father, take away all these mentally ill Christians from me!
Take them off to their boring land of heaven and let them eat their crumpets!
Father, O Satan, free my soul from the annoying people whose bummy holes are so tight that poop gets stuck in their intestines!
Fuck them, Satan! Fuck them up! Fuck them up GOOD!

High Infernal Priestess Lydia Workman