"You got your 1310, your 1490, and the 1550. The light's so clean its plus 20DB hot. It's true quam."

Are you sick and tired of seeing this commercial (especially Yankee fans in NY who have the YES station) and hearing this little frog-throated, doe-eyed, bite-sized pipsqueak's faux-cutesy, raspy, contrived, satanic voice? Me too. I hate him. I hate him so much I want to hit him in the face with a tube sock full of nickels.

His name is Raymond Ochoa (ahh, the internet), and while I DO NOT WANT NOR CONDONE violence or harm to him in reality in any way (i'm completely sane and he is a child), this is a forum for people who love to hate him and Verizon, who are forced to view the commercial 25 times a day, and want to take a stand.

In a fantasy world, his gut-wrenching, screechy, over-the-top, vomit inducing voice makes me want to punch newborn babies and I'd like to drive him out to the desert and leave him there with no one except the Verizon cable installer and they can "plus 20DB hot and true quam" each other to death before being selectively and methodically eaten by a miscreant group of buzzards. I would also like to lead a campaign agaist Verizon for creating the commercial, running it at an eye-bleeding pace, and for their truly sucky service.

Feel free to help this group expand, as I believe there is a subculture of people who want to band together against this tiny bastard and were just waiting for the right time.