There's bad presidents, good but shady presidents, and finally there's the record breaking worst president in American history...

What America needs is a true hero, the people's hero.. Zorro

Zorro, meaning 'fox' in Spanish, is a hero of the people who has fought against oppression by the Spanish government prior to Mexican Independence.. later he continued to support and protect the people when the Mexican lands of California became the 31st State of the Union.. now we need him more than ever.

The presidential campaign for Zorro in 2008 promises the following guarantees:

1. Domestic issues especially concerns with oppression of minorities and prejudism against race, religious background or sexual orientation.. all the previously listed will be dealt with by a swift kick of black spurred boots and fancy acrobatics to boot

2. Corruption and conspiracy will be sorted out and removed from all government agendas and affairs, especially in regards to political conflicts and war courtesy of the sharp wit and calculation of Don De La Vega.

3. Terrorism.. if and when the actual threat presents itself and not just used as a fear tactict for blanketing corrupt agendas and securing oil holdings.. will be handled with skilled swashbuckling and swordplay by Zorro himself.

4. The Hacienda Blanca, as well as households and nightclubs around the nation, will enjoy mas fiestas and muchos holidays in celebration of prosperity, humanitarism and family values.

5. Military aggressors, war criminals, evil dictators, and any other los cabrónes causing trouble throughout the world will be headlining the media with Z's carved into their shirts.

Viva Zorro in '08