HOW I K..I..L..L..E..D MY ROOMMATE
…and got away with it
Written By John Pallotta
HOW I K..I..L..L..E..D MY ROOMMATE and got away with it
Is a story about retired South Side Chicago assassin, ANGELO VETRANO who makes a promise to his GODFATHER never to use his gun for violence ever again. At stake is his W.O.P. (WOP) Pension Plan from the family worth 6.3 million dollars and his sanity concerning his New York City roommate who is a psychopath and THE ROOMMATE FROM H.E.L.L.
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ANGELO VETRANO
Hit man turned actor, late 30’s to 40’s good fellow type. Born into the Chicago mob at the age of 15. He was expelled from school for setting the high school cafeteria on fire. He pursued the life of crime fast money and fast woman, “His Motto”. Became a made guy at the early age of 21, and soon after was feared by all that knew him. Soon fell into the position of, the most notorious under boss that Chicago has ever seen. He only answers to one man and one man alone, the much feared and respected Don Japuti.
VLADIMIR BECKETT
The roommate from hell, a recently released mental patient. He is you worst nightmare. A clinically diagnosed mental case. YOU WANT HIM DEAD! You don’t care how it’s done, who does it, just as long as its done, and done fast. He has never been out on a date and has no people skills what so ever. He has the kind of voice that just makes you want to kill him. Squeaking and annoying with a nasal draw. He does things to literally piss the living crap out of you and then he denies doing so. You cannot explain his behavior, you really don’t care, and you just want him dead. Normally you feel sorry for people like him, but in this case you could give a damn! DEAD! That’s what you want him.
DON JAPUTI (THE DON)
Older, adopted as a young child into an Italian mob family. He wears traditional turban and loose fitting clothing two sizes to large. He is a small and fragile man that speaks softly. He is after all THE DON the most respected man in organized crime. He answers to no one.
CHICKIE
Niece of the DON, reacts on the Don’s every wish. Willing to please and most times very annoying. She has a darker side. Dresses in leather and is very sexy.
ROXY POZZO / LOUNGE SINGER
Can be played by a man or woman for comedic effect. Angelo’s love interest, a beautiful and stunning woman. She promises him sex on the night of his first big break.
DESTEPHANO
Bisexual hitman/bodyguard for Don Japuti
BRYCE FLAVOUR
Hollywood “VERY” bad actor. Good looking, hansom. But never the less, a really, really bad actor. But millions adorn him.
Ensemble Woman/Ensemble Men (beautiful men)
Bond Woman (beautiful woman)
One dancer that knows the flash dance (dance)
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