No Groupies Allowed! Groupies:
> Act inappropriately whenever they get near a noted musician.
> Force their way past Music Whores so they can gain exclusive access to a noted musician.
> Like a song or album just because it is from their favorite band.
> Know every detail about a noted musician's life.

You Know you may be a Music Whore if:
> You like more than three distictly different genres of music.
> You critically analyze each album and song for worthiness.
> You are more than willing to go to more than local retail stores or easily accessed web pages to find good music.
> You are willing to take music recommendations from anyone.
> You are enthusiastic in passing on good music to others.
> You will travel great distances to see musicians perform their music.