My Friends,


Are you powerless to funk?

Do you find yourself dancing in the grocery store if they play somethin even a little funky?

Do you have an afro or own an afro wig?

Do you dress as Chaka Kahn, Bootsy Collins or Rick James for Halloween every year?

Do you wear the costume at home when you are alone?

Does James Brown have to hit ya 3 times before you get up in the morning?

Do you wear shirts for more then one day, 'cause it makes them funkier'?



Then I have good news for you!

Finally there's a support group for Funk addicts,

Funkaholics was formed to help you deal with your Funkiness.

Funkaholics feels that nu-Funk, old-Funk, elecro Funk, Funkcore, punk-Funk, Funk metal we are all Funkaholics.

Funkaholics understands that it's all about the funk, nothing else matters.

Join if you need help with your funkiness.