When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l, 'cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...

At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...) can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...