Here are a few reasons why Drive Thrus fail:

1) The telemarketing game they play. “Would you like to try our [insert item here] for only [insert price here]? No, your job is to push a button, not solicit food to me via speaker. If you wanted to do that go be a telemarketer, you don’t belong in the food industry.

2) They’re always screaming at you through the crappy speaker.

3) They always rush you. Chill the eff out! You don’t have any place important to be (then they complain when THEY get your order wrong)

4) The sign that shows what you ordered seems to always be spray painted so you cant even read it.

5) McDonalds thinks they’re so cool because of their double lanes. That’s only going to cause accidents when the two lanes merge into one. Then you have to speed up to the window without hitting the car in the other lane when merging.

6) Those cup holders they give you. The guy who invented those is an idiot! Sorry but there isn’t a holder in my car for your cup holder. Then if you put it on an empty seat (if it is even empty) it’ll just fall and spill all over.

7) The oversized bags they use.

8) When they get your order wrong or when they give you someone else’s order. That’s just dumb of them and 100% their fault. If they wouldn’t rush to take your order, they would get it right!

9) When you ask them not to put something on your food and they do it anyways…That’s what I call a fucking asshole that should lose his job – listen to the customer for once!


You should join if you agree and understand the severity of this crisis. We are concerned for those of you who use the drive thru.