I lose!
What's that supposed to mean, you ask? Well since you asked;

Welcome to the game that you can't win. The point of this game is to forget you're playing. If at any time, you remember that you're playing, you lose and the game starts over. Upon losing, the declaration "I lose!" is often made, therefore causing anyone within earshot to remember the game and lose. If anyone asks about the game, you must induct them into it.

So there you have it, losers. lol
Have fun and spread it around. I want this game to spread clear across the country and possibly even to others.